Sunday, 21 October 2012

Making Steve Legal 2K12



After booking ferry tickets to Macau the night before we awoke early on a humid day. There was no real plan apart from get Steve safely to Macau and back. We all had our parts to play, Chris had organised the tickets and the MTR journey, I was the man with the bag so could safely store our passports and massive casino winnings and Steve well he just had to get his visa stamped.  We arrived at the ferry port and after some confusion of which queue to be in we got to our designated gate and soon realised that we were mixed in with a group of touring Americans. They were outrageously stereotypical with fake older cougars, men with polo shirts and linen trousers and the bald eagle passport (I mean seriously!!!). The journey up the sea was a little on the choppy side and I was not feeling great by the time we arrived.

So we arrived and exited the ferry terminal. We had no idea what to do or where to go but luckily Chris saw an advert for a casino caused THE VENITIAN. We grab a taxi to this place and it is huge!!! We see about 5-6 other giant Casinos and start to wonder in. The building was based on Venice and did a great job apart from the Asian gondoliers who did not look Italian and one in particular who instead of singing Italian based songs, sang ordinary people by John Legend. After 30 minutes of walking round shops we stop and have a big Maccy Ds meal....again. Now we had quenched our thirst and settled our stomachs we hit the casino floor ready to gamble. Looking at all of the card games we settled on a computerized roulette table, a game of luck and no skill suited us perfectly. Chris lost all his money on the first run yet me and Steve kept winning until I lost a lil and we walked away. Steve went from $50-$170 and me $50-$110, we collected our winnings while people next to us withdrew what looked like $50,000 (we looked a tad lame).  We had spent well over an hour in this place and decided to leave and explore more Macau, we headed straight to another casino. On our way we noticed lots of cards scattered on the floor, they were hooker call cards and then 3 inappropriately  dressed ladies who clearly had a couple of grand thrown at their titties strolled by. In the next hour between us we lost $200...our gambling days were over. We decided to treat ourselves to some nice quality coffees and hot chocolates instead of losing money or hunting hookers. We had now spent 4 hours in Macau and needed to waste more time so we went to a interactive experience, no we hadn’t caught up with the hookers we were going to the bubble to watch Dragons Treasure. It was rather impressive with dragons appearing left right and centre but sadly after 10-15 mins it was over.
Our time in Macau was coming to a close after visiting 3 other casinos we needed a treat for ourselves. We went to a stall which said desserts; our first mistake was believing the sign. I ordered what appeared to be ice cream in different flavours with nuts and jelly while Steve ordered some kind of Sundae. When they were given to us our joyful faces turned to horror, there was no ice cream only ice...flavoured ice and erm lots of kidney beans! Fudging kidney beans ohh and sweet corn! I mean WTFudge seriously what bastard of a mind came up with this. We did try our best to eat some but could only manage spoonfuls while trying to hold down the sick. I have to say that it was the worst thing ever to go in my mouth, it was awful truly disgusting.

We got a taxi back to the ferry port disappointed in what Macau had to offer. The taxi dropped us to the other ferry port and it dawned on us we got dropped to the wrong part for tourists in the morning. We went to the new area which is just a strip of casinos rather than the main city great.... We got to the correct ferry terminal and got on. The journey back was hideous thanks to that blooming sweet corn desert but I managed to sleep a bit of the way which was nice.

The ferry arrived and it was game time! We headed for arrivals and the immigration area, Steve readied his passport and went first to the booth. Sweat poured down our faces, breathing heavily we all let out a huge sigh of relief as the chap stamped Steve’s visa and he walked into Hong Kong no longer an illegal immigrant of sort but a Citizen.  Our mission was complete Xbox achievement unlocked.
Next update will be next week about starting work .....




1 comment:

  1. I'm intrigued by the bit that goes "they were hooker call cards and then 3 inappropriately dressed ladies who clearly had a couple of grand thrown at their titties strolled by. In the next hour between us we lost $200..."
    So what exactly did you spend the $200 on :-D

    Nice update though. Loving the blog!

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